Funny sayings

It’s always great to start a day with a smile. Undoubtedly, it gives a healthier life.

It’s a new day and don’t forget to be awesome! 

Let’s learn and start  our day with some hilarious sayings, don’t know when we might need them.

1. I am on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

2. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives a new hairstyle every morning.

3. Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabets.

4. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.

5. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

6. The best part of going to work is coming back home by the end of the day.

7. If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of bank payments.

8. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

9. I get enough exercise by pushing my luck.

10. God created world, everything else is made in China.

11. I am fat because the tiny body couldn’t store all the personalities.

12. If people are talking behind your back, than just fart.

It’s always nice to amuse oneself with the wonderful saying to make the tough time easy.